Tonight my wife and I went to a club to meet one of our clientele. I can't seen to remember when was the last time I've been to a bar let along a dance club. As usual majority of the crowd were under 30 having a good time no worries (atleast seems like it). with loud music smell of cigarrettes plus the alcohol a typical bar scenes.

Met up with a client of mine, a comedian, a funny guy. I ordered a long island ice tea and no alcoholic bev for the wife. first I thought the drink has no alcohol in it and way over priced. So here are couple pointers that I think every man should consider.

1) If you're planning to get drunk and wasted don't do it at the bar.. unless you own it and your Dad is Bill Gates. You can probably save a lot of money if you just get soda and act drunk. r not drink at all. (who am I kidding) drunks are drunks .

2) If you're planning to pick up women, don't get wasted. and forget about picking up the right woman there. unless you're a filthy man. (which you probably are)

3) you probably here this a lot , don't drink and drive.

4) get new drivers license... bars and clubs has the equipment that scans your Id. so if you do not have the proper ID and old and rusty don't worry about getting in. most hick bars don't have those.

5) eat first before you go out.. so you have something to waste later.

6) Don't be desperate, you'll regret in the morning, have dognity I mean dignity, save your self. really.

7) If you get to a fight , don't get hit in the face or think about your pretty face and bar fights is so uncool.

that's it I have for now. I;m no guru on bar hoppings but these steps saved me.